And this is how my mind works
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averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

inrowlingwetrust:

theblackship:

ilvalentinos:

robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:

Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.

HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE. 

TO A FAN.

FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS. 

Bless this man.

the man. the myth. the legend.

Crying.

maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

comforting:

PRAISE

breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

WHY MUST EVERYONE DIE IN THIS SODDING PROGRAM

punnier:

velma on the streets but daphne in the sheets

greathaircut:

i bought a new trashcan and i dont know how to throw the old one away. it doesnt fit in the new trashcan. 

illuminate-your-soull:

I DIDNT EVEN OMG